Selasa, 30 Maret 2010

Joke from Free English Course (Annisa Solihah)

Got some jokes from somewhere out there 

Wife : 
You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"    [fortune = A very large amount of money]

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Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Gag ,

Your Sincerely
Melfianora

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